Lessons on love....
Do you need a lesson on love? Do you need help on up-ping your game? Do you think yu have game but could do with some refinement? Do you want to know how to interpret the signals?...Then stop wasting the petals on the poor flower wondering whether he loves you or loves you not and buy yourself a ticket to Singapore where you could get some lessons on good ol' love....If you think Im kidding, check this out Singapore students get intimate in lessons of love
What are you still sitting there for? Go on then!
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posted by pilli @ 8:11 PM
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Hahaha, thank you for this link - I wonder what the more of "hands-on encouragement" in this subject looks like exactly ;o)
Hope to see you in June!! (crossing fingers that passport problems will evaporate)
hahahah dude! I hadnt even thought of that angle. I cannot possibly visualize what the practical classes will be like or if at all they exist. I almost died laughing when I read the bit about how to analyse love songs..mwahahah seriously?!
Hope to see you soon too mate! Its been a whhhhhhile:)
True, this is hilarious, especially in countries where they cut every movie scene as soon as there is only a glimpse of romance coming in :o)
BTW: My favourite part is the one with the five-seconds-stare. Need to remember that. Only this is the definite proof of a classification as "attractive". Which leaves room for further interpretation of four and six seconds' stares. Maybe next semester.
heheheh yeah and there I was thinking that anyone who stared at you for more than 3seconds is a stalker and you should call the cops. No wonder my love life is on the downhill! From now on I shall endeavour to not only watch out for stares but also time them. I wish they could provide an index of stares with what each means by the seconds. That way I can distinguish true love from stalking! :):)
*lol* I'm afraid it's not as easy as that, my dear. What about handicapped people like me? I am farsighted, so I need about half a second longer to categorize a hot-or-not. Depending on brightness, level of alcohol, sunglasses, desperation and what else there is on the plate.
Maybe you know some maths-brain who could consider these factors, jumble them and give us a formula? So next time someone stares at you, go and ask him straight for the input variables. After a quick calculation you know exactly what he is up to. Everything settled, no unneccessary talking involved. What a leap forward for science!
Well, maybe they're already researching on that (funded by the Singaporian government)...
Note to myself: New birthday present idea for Pilli. Give her a stop watch. U remember the bulky ones with three buttons on the top? They always had these 80ish colours, like light green or pale pink.
Hahahahahahaha, you guys are definitely the highlight of my day!!! I'm suffering from post Cambodia syndrome and the article alone made me laugh. Then your comments, classic!!! Here's a thought, if you follow that class, considering that it's funded by the Singaporean govt, chances are you'll end up with a Singaporean, what are the odds that these theories are universal? Why not do the easy way, just chat up casually to a "prey", nothing big, then if you decide to proceed, ask him/her "your place or my place" and voila, 1.5 years later, you'll end up with a koala in your bed. :) That makes a pretty solid method doesn't it?!
mwhahahahaha a stop watch? Koala in bed? What? You guys are nuts!
The stop watch though doesnt sound like a bad idea but I think I may freak people out by flicking it on every few seconds and then stepping up to them and saying 'your place or mine?' Surely there must be a method out there that hasnt been tested and wont get you arrested.
Now Manuel, your long sightedness is certain a challenge. However Im sure that could be used to your advantage somehow...Ermm while I think about how that would work, how good are you at the love songs? IN the module on analysing of love songs, you could ace it by writing one major tear jecker-knickers dropping-sort of tune, no?
Irene, you have already bagged a koala. I hear there are an endengared species hence I'll let you play the role of conservation officer ...if you know what I mean wink wink nudge nudge:)
Well, I don't know how long-sightedness is a plus in real life. Although, for Singapore, I can imagine they might introduce some kind of disability bonus. Or how about buttons for every graduate? That would end up in a new rule (yay!) such as
"Turning down s.o. with a NUS-flirt-diploma (recognizable by the 'I can flirt'-button on his/her chest) will be prosecuted by federal law. You must address contestants with short- or long-sightedness yourself or respond to their eye-blinking-attempts immediately."
Personally, the love songs exam should be fine. A couple of years ago, I used to play keyboard regularly and wasn't too bad. Might need to practise a bit though :)
ahahah! Great one Pili! I should tell my friend - she always said she was going to sign up for a flirting class one day!!
hmmm
something they would only think about in singapore i guess :p
and what do you mean you laughed with the analysis of love songs? that you actually DON'T follow that method? :-P
hope things have been good on your end
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