Beware of them pop ups....

This morning I had an absolute ahem moment. There I was working on a spreadsheet with my boss at my desk when this little bugger pops up from my colleague off a Spanish newspaper....

'Frequent oral sex increases the risk of cancer in.....'

Now then within a span of 5secs I experienced at my desk all 4 seasons going through my body ...Im talking the heatwave/flash, followed by the cold sweat and brief calm and blurness et all. For sure the boss spotted it seeing as we were both working on something on my pc so there I was after the initial WTFriday moment trying to direct my boss's attention to my face while I repeat in the exact same words what we had just been speaking about and mention that I completely agree with their perspective and that its a great idea....
ay! what a random moment of excitement. I have to confess that in my panic I had no idea what the end of that sentence was...the first 2 words simply leapt out at me and you know just then that you are soon going to be as crisp as toast in the saharan heat(?)
So then, this is word to all my potential correspondents,refrain from giving me mini seizures... before you forward me some potential skandalous email, send me one that asks, 'Is the Coast clear?'
You have been advised.