top 5 for 05
According to Nacho, there are 5 top things I should remember for 05...
a) If I should go to the Himalayas, I should not drink water from the spring.
Entreprenurs always use the 'mountainfresh/spring clean' slogan on sell mineral water and while Im not convinced of this, I shall certainly not be drinking off the Himalayas..its been known to cause chronic conditions that hamper ones career path and lifeline..
b) Do not fry bacon naked
Damn there goes my motive to lessen the inhibitions! Enter the garments -the visual of saturday morning with a frying moment gone wrong is enough to change my mind about breakfast
c) Buy an accacia tree and plant it in the middle of my living room
Now this one I DIG! Im working on a proposal whose sole objective is to convince the immi officials that all I want is to diversify the landscape....
d) Celebrate the end of the 'international year of rice', 2004 that is...more updates on this shall come up soon..Rice is life nanananana, rice is life nanananana!
e)Most importantly when things get thick, I shall not JUMP!..
After all I work on the 2nd flr. If I were to jump, I'd probably not do too much damage and would instead incur major health bills..Not Hot!
Thanks Nach, I should have a pretty kool year in light of a-e
3 Comments:
I am sorry for raining in your parade with the NON FRYING NAKED suggestion. However, it does not say you cannot do it with someone.
Tip: you position the person in FRONT of you, that is between the frying pan and you. This is known to have two benefits:
1. you basically use the other person as a protective shield
2. needless to say... well... aehem... there is some contact going on while frying. IF you know what I mean.
I am not going to encourage you to try it, however I must say it is FUN! (not that I have ever done it before... just my imagination je je je)
right! do I hear volunteers lining up?
Some things that are fun to do naked:
- Sleep
- Swim
- Sunbathe
- Talk on the phone
- Read (preferably outdoors, on a lawnchair, wearing sunglasses and a smile)
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