What would your first line be?

The other day an acquitance (well under the influence of frothy substances) asked me, 'if you had to write a book about yourself, what would the first line be?'
Now thats a question that requires some proper thinking. All of the nomads have been places, done things,accomplished some,lost some...the list is endless so thats a question I'd like to toss about the group. Its a good one to chew on over the festive season and probably a useful thought when 05's resolutions are being drafted. Ofcourse those resolutions have also been known to be forgoten soon after they are typed out but so we do not digress, If you had to write a book about yourself, what would the first line be?
El acquintance still awaits, me, still thinking-perhaps this shall come to me as I sat under that acacia tommorow.


On the countdown, 8 hours to check-in, 10 hours to take off, tommorow at a time like this, I will be in African skies...paumbawe paumbawe paumbawe...